Why do men have nipples?

The male nipple - it is something most of us take for granted. "It is there because it is there!". Every other part of the human seems to serve some purpose, each specialized to perform a particular function. As a kid, I pondered over many such mundane things and the male nipple was a baffling one. I didn't get a satisfactory answer or rather any real answer, from anyone. It really wasn't the sort of question you could ask just anybody. A Maldivian primary school teacher would most certainly have laughed at a student who asked such a 'silly' question and would most likely not know of a proper answer anyway. I had had some bitter encounters while in the primary school educational system and had learnt to not ask unwanted questions (I remember being ridiculed for stating Newton's third law of motion - for every action there is an equal but opposite reaction - AND being laughed at for saying that all it takes to make a navigational compass is a magnet and that they work on the principle of the attraction to the magnetic field of the earth). Since this was before the Internet was publicly available in the Maldives and knowledge had to be meticulously extracted from books and large encyclopaedias. To my disappointment, none of the latter that I had shed any light on the matter...

It maybe most obvious why women have nipples but why do men too sport those two so familiar dots on their chests? Is it an element of deliberate design? Placed there for aesthetics? Are they left over remnants on the male body from a time when they weren't so redundant? Has it something to do with the specifics of genetics? The male nipple is one oddity that, in my view atleast, deserves an answer. After all, it is such oddities that often shed greater understanding of ourselves and the world around us!

What do YOU think the answer is?

Anyway, if it tickles your interest, here are some answers that may help you put the question to rest.
- Quite a thorough scientific answer at Scientific American: Ask the Experts
- A shorter answer at A moment of science - Indiana University

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  1. nass says:

    next thing u'd wanna know is why men don't have a v***** instead of a p**** :-)

    any explanation for that?

  2. machina says:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation

    apparently they not only have nipples but mammary glands too :-D

  3. transitions says:

    hahaha
    maybe its just a reminder: men are like women: you are just spared child birth: be thankful, respect women- especially because your nipples dont come attached with 2-3 kgs of flesh

  4. Frozen Solid says:

    LOL. this is one ghood stuff..

  5. Ismail says:

    nass, once again, as a faith-sufferer and an illiterate islander, you have missed the point entirely. the male nipple exists because the Flying Spaghetti Monster is gay and because the sky also has its too special spots, the sun and the moon. sunlight is divine milk flowing from the cosmic breasts, bathing us mortals.

  6. nass says:

    Guess what, buddy? I'm a proud Maldivian islander :-)

    Where r u from then, if ur not from an island of the Maldives... fell off the moon or what?

    These personal jabs kinda tell me that I must be doing sumthing right to piss u guyz off :-D

  7. tink says:

    lol! anehkaa coz that u got one undhagu veetha.. heheh...hithah araa ihchi hi dho =)

  8. maldiveshealth says:

    lol.

    have a read on this.

    http://www.gynecomastia.org/content/general/gynart.shtml

  9. bulhaa says:

    men have nipples so that in times of danger [like ure stuck in a jungle for some unknown reason and ure facing this ferocious tiger] u can take the precaution of smearing paint around them and create frightening looking eyes to scare off them nasty predators.

    maybe..just maybe :-D

  10. Simon says:

    Bulha, so in that case if a women were to be lost the tiger would have to face bulging eyes?

    Anyway, I think the male nipple is for pleasure.

  11. Ismail says:

    nass, proud Maldivian islander eh? the only thing you're doing right is that your stupidity is a rich source of entertainment. makes up for the absence of a circus in this proud country of yours. get an island cat to nip your your monstrously stupid, dark, undeveloped third-world nipples, sir. excuse me.

  12. Nish says:

    hmmm sheri not bad ... It's there just for the heck of good erotic sex... erm.. for ppl who knows how to meddle properly with the device..me thinks..

  13. pixsie says:

    hmmm...never thought about that.. :S maybe its just like the appendix, yet to find out its function :-)

  14. paradoX says:

    hahaha!! cant help laughing abt this one! \I have to agree nish on this..and also bcos itll kinda look weird if the men's chest is just loads of hair..or no hair ...and no nipples wont it look like a carrum board!! and y is there a foolhu again? ;-)

  15. Ismail says:

    It cannot be that male nipples are sexual in any form except those found on smaller boys and pastel in color, of a lighter hue and a softer texture. If Allah had meant for male nipples to be instruments of arousal for either male or female observers He would have not have defined the boundaries of male nudity as extending from just the belly button to the knee. The nipples can rather be viewed as buttons to hold the shirt in place. What then begs an answer is if Allah created the shirt before man. But the first organic being was man and hence no cotton would've been found before that. Perhaps the first shirt was of synthetic material. Perhaps polyester.

  16. Vaz says:

    My theory is that one day women are going to take over and treat males and slaves. We will no longer get breast-fed when born, women will not need to have sexual intercourse with man. Man will simply become an object which represents wealth.

    In such a scanario us the males will have to evolve in such a state that our memory glands increase and we get 'manboobs'.

    When in need of calcium.. you know where to go. ;-)

    lol.

  17. Ismail says:

    I deserve to have my own theory on this. The male nipples are a step in the evolutionary direction to equip man with double-barreled laser blasters. If you have watched any space porn you will be as convinced as I am. Long live the male torso and the hind-hole which gave birth to the primal atom, the beginning of this vast cosmic disorder and chronic diarrhea, the ultimate goal of humanity, of life.

    I love my fellow man very so much.

    P.S. nass, you Third-World rube.

  18. shaffan says:

    sometime back i saw a story about a man breast feeding a kid. i think it was in haveeru news

  19. Aisha says:

    hehehe wot a question. lol I think it should be there. and men also have a great feeling same as woman wen been toched at those dark spots i guess hehehe lol :-D

  20. subcorpus says:

    dude ...
    seriously ... you cover a lot of ground on your blog ...
    jinnis to male nipples to museum visits ...
    you rock brother ...
    hehe ...

  21. .mini says:

    i heard that some men also have mammary glands and all those :-P

    interesting post

  22. fathun.. says:

    ...some men do useful thngs with it..like lift huge weights or move heavy vehicles with it and make world records these ppl are actualyy making money.......:-D
    u guys shud start thinkin outside the box:P

  23. schmartypants says:

    nice question and yeah i can relate to why you wudnt ask that question in class..

    i guess for a man it doesnt really have a function dho? but if we do have mammary glands as some have said above.. with the right hormones.. can we produce milk? but whats the point of that either right?

    religion wise if that were to be an option than being gay would not have been forbidden.. two gay guys one breastfeeding their adoptive kid.. cute :$

    maybe it doesnt have a real function?.. maybe its like butt fluff.. ;-)

  24. DarkAngeL says:

    Hehe tooo interesting post i must say i dunno what to write as a comment even :/ hehe
    Men and Nipples... All i know is they are really sensitive about it as gurls are.. and the physical stuff hehe... don't wanna go into details :-P
    hehe cool post jaa!!!


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